Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
I would love to have acidy spit.
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!
I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.
You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.
I'm really great in other peoples relationships.
I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.
As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And I think that we forget sometimes that that's the oath that comics take, that we will go up and share everything - the irreverent, the scary.
I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.
I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.