Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.
Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'
Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.
If my voice can resonate that way with kids, maybe it will resonate through 'Planes' as well, and they'll hear that little something that I'm giving to them, a performance that says to them, "I want to try." It's all interconnected. I don't think it's thinking too deeply about it.
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.
Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.
I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?