Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
You can't teach an old hater new truths.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.