Dave Barry
Dave Barry
David McAlister "Dave" Barryis a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 July 1947
CityArmonk, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny technology people
The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."
funny travel europe
Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.
funny travel boys
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.
hate philosophical humorous
I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend College - "I just hate to talk to a machine!" They say this as though it is a major philosophical position, as opposed to a description of a minor neurosis. My feeling is, if you have a problem like this, you shouldn't go around trumpeting it; you should stay home and practice talking to a machine you can feel comfortable with, such as your Water Pik, until you are ready to assume your place in modern society.
mistake cutting thinking
Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to Alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have atomic blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people.
god numbers stupidity
Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.
god horse stupidity
Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.
god stupidity needs
Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
god stupidity spiders
Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
god night feet
Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.
god people stupidity
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
god writing stupidity
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
god vacation stupidity
I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?
body towels pounds
I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.