Dave Barry
Dave Barry
David McAlister "Dave" Barryis a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 July 1947
CityArmonk, NY
CountryUnited States of America
war literature stones
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
school literature students
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.
sports trying literature
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
snowboarding people literature
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
brain literature nuclear
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
literature stones teeth
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
crazy reading literature
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
nascar-racing literature upside-down
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
literature genes type
A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
real whales literature
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
historical empires literature
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
guy literature assuming
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
games chess-pieces literature
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.