Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelleis an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 August 1973
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Chappelle quotes about
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.