David Cross
David Cross
David Cross is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer, known primarily for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development. Cross created, wrote, executive produced, and starred in The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, developed and had a prominent role in Freak Show, appeared on Modern Family, portrayed Ian Hawke in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film franchise, and voiced Crane in the Kung Fu...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth4 April 1964
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.
It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.
James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.
There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.
I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men...I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.
If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.
I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.
When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a lot of pot smoking and a lot of speed metal listening and video game playing. Of course that was all Brian Posehn.