David Mitchell
David Mitchell
English stand up comedian and half of the comedy duo Mitchell and Webb, alongside Robert Webb. He is best known for starring in and writing the Channel 4 series Peep Show, for which he won the British Academy Television Award for Best Comedy Performance in 2009. He has also written and starred in several sketch shows including The Mitchell and Webb Situation, That Mitchell and Webb Sound and, That Mitchell and Webb Look.
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth14 July 1974
CitySalisbury, England
…and there, in the background, the sky’s sediment had sunk to a place where all the woe of the words ‘I am’ dissolved into blue peace. He said it. ‘The ocean.
Mother used to say escape is never further than the nearest book.
Time is what stops history happening at once; time is the speed at which the past disappears.
Autumn is leaving its mellowness behind for its spiky, rotted stage. Don't remember summer even saying goodbye.
People are obscenities. Would rather be music than be a mass of tubes squeezing semisolids around itself for a few decades before becoming so dribblesome it'll no longer function.
Maybe then you comprehend, speaking one language only is a prison!
False modesty can be worse than arrogance.
Trees're always a relief, after people.
Better a soulless clone... than a souled roach.
The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.
I believe there is another world waiting for us. A better world. And I'll be waiting for you there.
The act of memory is an act of ghostwriting.
'Y' is about the weakest letter of all. 'Y' can't make up its mind if it's a vowel or a consonant, can it?
I guess this district has worked out pretty good. But we all still have a lot of football left to be played.