David Mitchell
David Mitchell
English stand up comedian and half of the comedy duo Mitchell and Webb, alongside Robert Webb. He is best known for starring in and writing the Channel 4 series Peep Show, for which he won the British Academy Television Award for Best Comedy Performance in 2009. He has also written and starred in several sketch shows including The Mitchell and Webb Situation, That Mitchell and Webb Sound and, That Mitchell and Webb Look.
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth14 July 1974
CitySalisbury, England
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
...now I'm a spent firework; but at least I've been a firework.
Truth is singular. Its 'versions' are mistruths.
People are obscenities. Would rather be music than be a mass of tubes squeezing semisolids around itself for a few decades before becoming so dribblesome it'll no longer function.
Autumn is leaving its mellowness behind for its spiky, rotted stage. Don't remember summer even saying goodbye.
False modesty can be worse than arrogance.
If you show someone something you've written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, ‘When you’re ready’.
What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars.
Why ask a question whose answer would demand ten more questions?
I understand now that boundaries between noise and sound are conventions. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention if only one can first conceive of doing so.
clocks in disagreement are worse than no clock at all.
Do," said Louisa finally, "whatever you can't not do.
I really wish they hadn't made the set out of asbestos.
I added 'writers' to my list of people not to trust. They make everything up.