David Mitchell

David Mitchell
English stand up comedian and half of the comedy duo Mitchell and Webb, alongside Robert Webb. He is best known for starring in and writing the Channel 4 series Peep Show, for which he won the British Academy Television Award for Best Comedy Performance in 2009. He has also written and starred in several sketch shows including The Mitchell and Webb Situation, That Mitchell and Webb Sound and, That Mitchell and Webb Look.
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth14 July 1974
CitySalisbury, England
...A mountain you're plannin' on climbin' ain't the same as the one you ain't. It ain't so pretty...
A life spent shaping a world I want Jackson to inherit, not one I fear Jackson shall inherit, this strikes me as a life worth the living.
What sparks wars? The will to power, the backbone of human nature. The threat of violence, the fear of violence, or actual violence, is the instrument of this dreadful will. You can see the will to power in bedrooms, kitchens, factories, unions and the borders of states. Listen to this and remember it. The nation state is merely human nature inflated to monstrous proportions. QED, nations are entities whose laws are written by violence. Thus it ever was, so ever shall it be.
She was widely read enough to appreciate my literary wit but not so widely read that she knew my sources. I like that in a woman.
Anticipating the end of the world is humanity's oldest passtime
Perpetual encagement endows any mirage of salvation with credibility.
Wars are never cured, they just go into remission for a few years.
Pain is strong, aye - but friends' eyes, more strong." I told him that he knows next to nothing about me & I know nothing about him. He jabbed at his eyes & jabbed at mine, as if that single gesture were ample explanation.
A weapon men use against women is the refusal to take them seriously.
One's ribs shouldn't be prison bars.
If losers can exploit what their adversaries teach them, yes, losers can become winners in the long term.
So winners, Hae-Joo proposed, are the real losers because they learn nothing? What, then, are losers? Winners?
Try this for deviancy: fabricants are mirrors held up to purebloods' conscience; what purebloods see reflected there sickens them. So they blame you for holding the mirror." I hid my shock by asking when purebloods might blame themselves. Mephi replied, "History suggests, not until they are made to.
The healthy can't understand the emptied, the broken.