David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.
My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.
My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
I never dated much in high school or college.
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.