David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.
Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.
Single guys get a bad rap.
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.
It's hard to have a career.
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.