David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.
I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!
There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.
On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.
As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.
I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.