Dear Abbey
Dear Abbey
self-esteem ocean erode
Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
girl kissing stronger
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.
thinking lawyer combination
I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
dream peace believe
Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
wine age abby
It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
misery ends mischief
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
life answers should
How should they answer?
sister iowa twins
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
lonely loneliness poverty
SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"
biblical men wife
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
giving golfers ultimatum
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
oil useless matter
Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
doubt certainty lack-of-faith
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
sex business wall
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.