Dear Abbey
Dear Abbey
doubt certainty lack-of-faith
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
sex business wall
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
oil useless matter
Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
giving golfers ultimatum
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
biblical men wife
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
lonely loneliness poverty
SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"
sister iowa twins
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
life answers should
How should they answer?
misery ends mischief
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
wine age abby
It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
girl sex jeans
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
dream peace believe
Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
thinking lawyer combination
I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
girl kissing stronger
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.