Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
mutation enough exciting
Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.
needs helping need-you
I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.
young ifs died
If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.
laughing should humour
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
progressive-society progressive institutions
The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
people acquiescence opinion
Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.
comedian done clubs
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.
world court camps
Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.
hate drinking keys
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.
animal life-is-like life-is
Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.
pigs dainty
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
color mushrooms bags
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD
looks scientology credible
AA makes Scientology look credible,
might tools actors
[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.