Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
cancer eye want
I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.
journey airports ass
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.
law punishment vices
There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.
dad dna mouths
I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.
battle goes-on stage
I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.
night people bars
The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.
party four way
I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.
party mean thinking
I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.
tape looks jerk
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
coward society misused-words
Coward is the most misused word in our society.
people asks
Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
sex fun people
Sex is free fun for poor people.
hate people different
People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.
drinking people age
Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.