Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
face food meet people rarely
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
rebound
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
shopping black-friday groceries
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
depression country strong-women
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
artist people genius
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
biblical men years
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
funny-love numbers cash
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
movie home writing
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
opportunity issues equal
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
horse racing popularity
Horse racing is waning in popularity.
dog art america
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.
party animal credit
Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'
heartache legs knees
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
rip grandma heart
I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.