Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
face food meet people rarely
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
rebound
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
school curiosity intellectual
I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.
artist people genius
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
brother love-you gay
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
biblical men years
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
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A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
movie home writing
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
years sweaters creating
Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.