Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
Ellen DeGeneres quotes about
hands brain way
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
yoga sweat challenges
For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it's a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses.
responsibility thinking animal
Honestly, we'd probably be great parents. But it's a human being, and unless you think you have excellent skills and have a drive or yearning in you to do that, the amount of work that that is and responsibility - I wouldn't want to screw them up! We love our animals.
patience keys meditation
I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to meditate, but it's really hard for me to stay still. I'd like to try to force myself to do it, because everybody says how wonderful meditation is for you, but I can't shut my mind up. So patience and learning is the key.
teenager enough attacking
Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you
funny beautiful mom
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
interesting giving challenges
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.
hilarious gay judging
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
saying-thank-you ifs
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
keys balance trying
Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.
hug serial-killer killers
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
crush believe men
I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts inside a clamp to test him for anything, I think they would come up with a new plan before the doctor finished saying, "Put that thing there so I can crush it.
sex men asking
Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.
graduation funny-inspirational funny-motivational
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.