Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
Ellen DeGeneres quotes about
glasses bottles half
I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
funny procrastination humor
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
penguins looks surprise
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.
spring advice backyards
...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.
funny humor sleep
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
orange giving life-gives-you-lemons
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
fitness food health
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
funny cute hilarious
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
magazines closets time-magazine
One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.
women book writing
You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
yoga eye silence
I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."
bullying people mind
Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
fun car thank-god
Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong-normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
challenges important be-true-to-yourself
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.