Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.
Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.
A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.