Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer.
Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?
Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.
There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.