Evan Esar
Evan Esar
Evan Esarwas an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
people prison dictatorship
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.
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Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
mother boys guilt
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
differences people looks
The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller.
anger feelings mind
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
inspirational motivational strength
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.
education money believe
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
men actors infinite
An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.
men doe bragging
Only one man has the right to boast, and that's the man who never does.
men opinion egotism
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
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The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
men boss going-to-work
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
hurt work hard-work
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.
wisdom wit
After wisdom comes wit.