Evan Esar
Evan Esar
Evan Esarwas an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
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Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
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Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
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There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.
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Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.
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You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
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The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.