Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz
Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitzis an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEssayist
Date of Birth27 October 1950
CityMorristown, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
new-york thinking rooms
if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.
book mean writing
When Toni Morrison said 'write the book you want to read,' she didn't mean everybody.
book people expensive
Things that people will say to me, mostly, is that you shouldn't have all these books. It's too expensive.
eggs criticism taste
You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.
thinking dating calling
When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.
vegetables people special
A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.
girlfriend because-i-can horrible
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.
two want kind
there are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.
science answers problem
modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.
fun party science
Scientists are rarely to be counted among the fun people. Awkward at parties, shy with strangers, deficient in irony - they have had no choice but to turn their attention to the close study of everyday objects.
class unlimited certain
Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.
style chance genuine
Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.
children trends adults
Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.
strong men kitchen
Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.