Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz
Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitzis an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEssayist
Date of Birth27 October 1950
CityMorristown, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
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Having been unpopular in high school is not a just cause for book publication
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Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in moods, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement mixer long after one's interest in the topic has waned
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. . .to me the outdoors is what you have to pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.
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Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.
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The effect of AIDS was like a war in a minute country. Like, in World War I, a whole generation of Englishmen died all at once. And with AIDS, a whole generation of gay men died practically all at once, within a couple of years.
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To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.
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I am alternately very gregarious - very sociable - and then very solitary.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I wouldn't say that I dislike the young. I'm simply not a fan of naïveté.
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Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.