Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz
Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitzis an American author and public speaker. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEssayist
Date of Birth27 October 1950
CityMorristown, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
funny life happiness
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
zero jobs mean
There were a zillion bad jobs. That doesn't exist any more. I mean, I could wake up one afternoon with zero money and know that by the end of the day, I would have money.
wonder young ifs
What's the point of being young if you're not going to make new things, I wonder?
witty travel nature
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
teenage flower color
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
interest areas
No one I knew talked about money. It's not an area of interest.
teenager law interesting
If in addition to being physically unattractive you find that you do not get along well with others, do not under any circumstances attempt to alleviate this situation by developing an interesting personality. An interesting personality, is, in an adult, insufferable. In a teenager it is frequently punishable by law.
summer winter persons
Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.
sleep people demand
Presently it appears that people are mainly concerned with being well rested. Those capable of uninterrupted sleep are much admired. Unconsciousness is in great demand. This is the day of the milligram.
food apples dinner
Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.
sleep responsibility
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
venice ifs
If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better.
artist interesting people
The first people who died of AIDS were artists. They were the most interesting people.
stars growing-up children
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.