Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
thinking lennon almighty
I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.
oasis discipline superhero
Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
catholic joints world
I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.
hate thinking wish
Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.
book show-me shows
There's no rules. Show me the rule book.
teacher looks geography
Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.
jealous oasis world
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
beautiful hilarious guy
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
You can see fingerprints on some of the pennies, we've pinched them so hard. Our stewardship has been magnificent.
earnings majority market misses violently week
The majority of earnings have been good, but there have been some misses and the market has reacted violently to them. This is a week that has put me on alert.
coffee boys men
The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.
albums involved
Every album I've ever been involved in, on the day that it came out I believed in it.
song writing thinking
My first instinct when I write songs is not a negative one. It's something positive... Everything I've ever done has some form of hope in it, I think.
baby eye cry
I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.