Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
home difficult
When I'm doing music and I'm on the road, I love it. But once I'm home, it's very difficult to go back out on the road.
morning drinking people
What's problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 o'clock in the morning? What's wrong with that? I haven't got a problem with that. I can't fathom why people would.
kids way staring
My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'
writing wife brilliant
My wife would say I'm not romantic at all, but I would say that I'm the ultimate romancer because I write about... life being brilliant.
dream sweet thinking
I'm not sure about this Live 8 thing. Correct me if I am wrong, but are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15-minute break at Gleneagles and sees Annie Lennox singing "Sweet Dreams" and thinks: "F... me, she might have a point there, you know." It's not going to f... happen, is it? Keane doing "Somewhere Only We Know" and some Japanese businessman going: "Aw, look at him...we should really f... drop that debt, you know." It's not going to happen, is it?
girl winning class
When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn't like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.
rich
All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
eyebrows fingers lays
Don't lay a finger on me eyebrows or I'll sue you f...
drunk musician insult
I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.
past years oasis
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
thinking miserable radiohead
I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.
song kids fate
The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
pain clothes people
I like being famous. It can be a bit of a pain but you get free food in restaurants and people send you clothes.
years scumbags sound
The scumbags are taking over the streets. I don't know what David Cameron and Gordon Brown are going to do about it. It all goes back to the Thatcher (Margaret Thatcher) years. It sounds like a cliché but that's when the rot set in.