Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
kids guitar inspire
I was playing guitar before I heard The Beatles, but as I got older and listened to their tunes I realized they were amazing. They inspire me more now than they did when I was a kid and are still the greatest.
records doe influential
Phil Collins sold five times as many records as I did. Does that make him nearly as influential as I am? Nope.
play envy wonder
I envy drummers. It must be the ultimate to sing and play drums at the same time. Phil Collins, no wonder he's so f... happy.
people age ribs
You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me.
one-direction mind
I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?
boys shots should
They should be shot. (on the Backstreet Boys)
hate fool i-hate
I hate Mourinho. He's a fool.
stupid names littles
Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.
dad father responsibility
I started off as many fathers do. I enjoyed the good bits, but I was wary of the responsibility. But now I love being a dad.
song writing play
I wasn't put on this earth to amass money or personal wealth. I was put on this earth to play guitar and write songs.
player thinking people
People say I seem very negative about new music - well, if somebody asks me what I think of Keane, I'll tell 'em. I don't like 'em. I'll obviously take it a step too far and grossly insult the keyboard player's mam or summat, but I'm afraid that's just me.
world enough good-things
There's not enough good things in the world.
iraq legacy brilliant
Tony Blair is a brilliant politician. Unfortunately, his legacy is entwined with George W. Bush because of Iraq.
flower america attention
America is a really delicate flower that needs a lot of attention.