George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.
If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead
Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.