George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Surround yourself with what you love.
These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.
Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.
It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.
Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.
Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.