George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
You never see a smiling runner.
We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller amounts, and I would do coke for less periods of time. And that process just kept increasing and increasing until I wasn't using it at all. I didn't go on a program anywhere. I didn't join an organization or detox anywhere. I just slowly tapered off until it was gone. That was also true of my heavy pot use. I just tapered off until there was almost no use at all. And the same thing was true of drinking tons of beer.
If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it. If Bush or Reagan owned it, you'd have to kill them to get a piece of pie. That's my feeling about Bill. And Bill's a good bullshitter. America likes a good bullshitter. That's one of the reasons he was re-elected. Honesty has no place in politics. It would throw everything off.