George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations are final. That's what it means. Destiny: final. If you haven't gotten where you're going, you aren't there yet.
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
He had a sort of pain that was fairly evident.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
When you stress individualism, as this country does; materialism, as this country does; personal weaponry, as this country does; and racial hatred, which is part of our heritage as white Europeans; and then you add the volatile ingredient of "nothing
Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.
These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.
Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."
What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.
Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!