George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!
If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem
Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can't see
He had a sort of pain that was fairly evident.
In labor news, longshoremen walked off the piers today; rescue operations are continuing
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
They call it the 'American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations are final. That's what it means. Destiny: final. If you haven't gotten where you're going, you aren't there yet.
When you stress individualism, as this country does; materialism, as this country does; personal weaponry, as this country does; and racial hatred, which is part of our heritage as white Europeans; and then you add the volatile ingredient of "nothing
Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully.' BAM! Right in the f--in head! Aparently we're not ready for that!