George Will
George Will
George Frederick Willis an American newspaper columnist and political commentator. He is a Pulitzer Prize–winner known for his conservative commentary on politics. In 1986, The Wall Street Journal called him "perhaps the most powerful journalist in America," in a league with Walter Lippmann...
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth4 May 1941
truth heart reality
The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
funny birthday flower
At my age flowers scare me.
funny humor age
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
drinking good-woman cuban-cigars
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
vaudeville talent stink
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
taken doctors smoking
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
funny life witty
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
funny humor good-woman
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
birthday optimistic wish
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
falling-in-love hate successful
Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.
funny humorous reality
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
funny humor doctors
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
strong nice ideas
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
morning names breakfast
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.