Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman
Graham Arthur Chapmanwas an English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 January 1941
coconuts migrate suggesting
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
mean holy-grail peasants
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
running cutting two
First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!
justified feels
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
wine order medicine
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace!
mean british-navy cannibalism
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
mean nudge-nudge winking
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
good-as-it-gets optimism-and-pessimism vectors
Always look on the bright side of life.
names may call-me
I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
newts
She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better...
holy-grail ugly tails
When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.
perfectly-normal medical phenomenon
Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
philosophy black-and-white color
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
color names quests
WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?