Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman
Graham Arthur Chapmanwas an English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 January 1941
mean holy-grail peasants
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
running cutting two
First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!
attitude ideas sparks
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
sheep air creatures
One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
followers problem found
We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.
justified feels
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
interviews bed breakfast
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
mistake speech kind
John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.
wine order medicine
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace!
peace holy-grail spanish-inquisition
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...
mean british-navy cannibalism
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
mean nudge-nudge winking
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
good-as-it-gets optimism-and-pessimism vectors
Always look on the bright side of life.
names may call-me
I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.