Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.
Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
Beware of the word 'friend'. It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.
As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.