Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.