Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!
People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.
Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.