Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
Always be classy. Never be crazy.
Don't waste the pretty
Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.