Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
Don't waste the pretty
A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
You are not easily forgotten.
He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.
..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.
Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.