Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Humor is reason gone mad.