Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
All geniuses die young.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.