Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
nature memorable men
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
divorce america literature
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
love divorce literature
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
love acceptance kissing
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
love relationship money
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
marriage fear men
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
relationship heart men
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
kissing licking smokers
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
divorce matrimony price-of-love
Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.
love-is dinner appetite
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.
eye men looks
A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.
vision capacity scope
True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.
sex vanity illusion
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.
relieved widowers
Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.