Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
sex men before-marriage
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
love marriage wedding
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
funny birthday marriage
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
doors perfect window
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
home successful men
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
funny marriage sacrifice
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
funny-love heart men
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
funny fathers-day dad
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
marriage spring hands
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
life work hate
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
food men offering
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
love funny marriage
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
love art bachelors
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
funny humorous men
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.