Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.
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Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
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Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
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Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
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There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.