Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her
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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
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Variety is the spice of love.
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
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Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.