Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
clothes doctors mad
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
teacher teaching funny-retirement
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
funny humor gowns
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
funny life humor
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
funny humor order
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
education teaching school
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
communication thinking cop
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
graduation memorable sparks
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
funny humor two
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
funny humor rooms
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
funny humor keys
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
funny wall humor
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
funny humor men
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
funny girl humor
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.