Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
central-park four parks
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
religion coward accounts
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
drinking beer drunk
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
marriage letting-go hands
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
nice men next-day
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!
hitting behinds
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
killing shots made
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
telephones bills saws
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
marrying
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
married
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
get-up
Let's get up here before we get killed!
marriage faces comedy
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.