Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny family brother
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
men doctors survival
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
killing shots made
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
funny horse humor
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
doctors cynical wallets
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
funny horse humor
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
golf clubs broke
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
husband men doors
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
different answers asks
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
years alaska bishops
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!
funny humor doctors
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
brother jobs giving-up
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
moving way want
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
home men homeless
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.