Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
central-park four parks
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
funny zebras humor
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
funny humor jigsaw-puzzles
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
funny humor men
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
funny jobs humor
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
funny new-york humor
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
funny humor men
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
religion coward accounts
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
funny humor italian
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
funny humor years
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
funny humor kissing
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
funny humor keys
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
funny humor people
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O