Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
two lawyer asks
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
marriage faces comedy
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
two fifty rooms
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
wife my-wife please
Take my wife... Please!